WWF PREDICTIONS 2001
BY MIKE DILWORTH
THE ROCK-HE WILL WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE BUT WILL BE UNSUCCESSFUL AT WRESTLEMANIA AGAINST THE PRIDE OF TEXAS.
STEVE AUSTIN-WILL HAVE GOLD AROUND HIS WAIST WHEN HE GOES TO WAR IN THE FEUD OF THE YEAR AGAINST THE MAN WHO HAS GOLD AROUND HIS NECK AND HIS BUISNESS ASSOCIATE.
KURT ANGLE-HE HAS HAD GOLD AROUND HIS NECK, HIS WAIST, AND SOON HE AND HIS BUISNESS ASSOCIATE WILL PUT GOLD (AND A FEW DAIMONDS) AROUND EACH OTHERS FINGERS (SEE PICTURE ABOVE).
RIKISHI-AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS WILL MAKE A BARBARIC RETURN THIS SPRING. THEY WILL WEAR TAG TEAM GOLD AGAIN.
CHYNA-HER EGO WILL BECOME AS BIG, IF NOT BIGGER, THAN SABLES WAS A FEW YEARS AGO.
GODFATHER-THE HOS WILL RETURN!
DUDLEY BOYZ-THERE WILL BE A DUDLEY FAMILY REUNION IN 2001.
X-PAC & KANE-TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR.
TRIPLE H-HE WILL JOIN FORCES WITH A TENNESSEE NATIVE AND A WOMAN.
JEFF JARRETT-(SEE TRIPLE H).
TRISH STRATUS-(SEE TRIPLE H).
EDGE & CHRISTIAN-WILL SPLIT UP EARLY IN THE YEAR. EDGE WILL WIN THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP. CHRISTIAN WILL TEAM UP WITH A WRESTLING MASTER.
TOO COOL-AFTER SPLITING UP, SCOTTY WILL WIN THE LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, WHILE G.M.SEXAY WILL TEAM WITH A FIVE-TIME FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION (SEE EDGE & CHRISTIAN).
FAAROOQ-WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT HE IS RETIRING BUT MAY END UP DOWN SOUTH WHERE THIS TIME HE WILL NOT BE DOOMED.
TAZZ-HIS FEUD WITH RAVEN WILL BE TOP CONSIDERATION FOR FEUD OF THE YEAR.
LITA-WILL PASS OVER DEAN MALENKO FOR A CERTAIN LATINO BUDDY OF HIS (SEE PICTURES BELOW).
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VAL VENIS-HE WILL BE INVOLVED IN HEATED FEUD WITH EDGE. THIS FEUD WILL BE ABOUT MORE THAN JUST THE I-C TITLE. IT WILL RESEMBLE THE VAL VENIS-KEN SHAMROCK FEUD OF EARLY 1999, BUT THIS TIME VAL IS THE ANGRY, OVER-PROTECTIVE BROTHER.
AL SNOW-WILL GO CRAZY AGAIN. THIS TIME IT WILL HELP HIS CAREER.
RIGHT TO CENSOR-WILL LOSE VAL VENIS AND THE GODFATHER, BUT NEVER FEAR THE WILL HAVE NEW MEMBERS AND BE STRONGER THAN EVER IN 2001.
HARDCORE HOLLY-(SEE RIGHT TO CENSOR).
UNDERTAKER-2001 WILL BE HIS LAST RIDE IN PRO WRESTLING. BUT, IF HES RETIRING HE MAY TAKE A RATTLESNAKE WITH HIM.
LO DOWN- TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
OTHER WWF PREDICTIONS-TWO FORMER WWF SUPERSTARS WILL MAKE A KRONIK RETURN TN 2001...TWO MORE FORMER WWF SUPERSTARS WILL RETURN BUT THIS TIME NOT WITH DOA BUT WITH RTC...THE GREATEST TAG TEAM IN WCW HISTORY WILL RETURN TO THE WWF (SEE PICTURE ABOVE)...ECW'S GOOD OLD J.L. WILL COME TO THE WWF...TWO FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND FORMER D-X MEMBERS WILL REUNITE, AGAIN...ANOTHER WWF WOMAN WILL POSE NUDE IN PLAYBOY.
OTHER WRESTING PREDICTIONS-ECW WILL BE FORCED TO RELEASE MOST OF THEIR WRESTLERS AND START OVER FROM THE BEGINNING...HULK HOGAN AND RIC FLAIR WILL FINALLY RETIRE...THE NEW OWNERS WILL MAKE BIG CHANGES IN WCW...RENA MERO (A.K.A. SABLE) WILL START HER OWN ALL WOMENS WRESTLING PROMOTION.
NON-WRESTLING PREDICTIONS-BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON WILL GET A DIVORCE...A YOUNG FEMALE SINGER AN HER BOY-BAND-MEMBER BOYFRIEND WILL GET ENGAGED (SEE PICTURE #1 BELOW)...ANOTHER CELEBRITY WILL RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE (SEE PICTURE #2 BELOW)...TOM HANKS WILL WIN ANOTHER OSCAR AND MAKE THREE MOVIES THAT WILL BE NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE NEXT YEAR. 
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